Police in Houston, TX have launched an investigation after a topless woman ran up to a stranger's porch and stole their package.
Doorbell cam footage shows the woman approaching the house with her breasts fully exposed. The residents attempted to deter her from taking the package by banging on the window, but to no avail. The exposed thief took off and jumped in a getaway car.
Investigators have some suspects in mind, but have yet to confirm the porch pirate's idenTITTY (sorry.)
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Video: Janelle Bludau (via Twitter)