10 Mother's Day Jokes to Share With the Mom in Your Life This Weekend


It's Mother's Day weekend, and these 10 jokes are one sure way to bring a smile to the face of the mother in your life!

Why was the mother firefly so happy? 

Why? 

Because her children were all so bright. 

 

 

What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet? 

What? 

 “We’re gonna have a BB!”’ 

 

 

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? 

Why? 

Because their kids have to play inside! 

 

What did the mother rope say to her child? 

What? 

 “Don’t be knotty.” 

 

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? 

What? 

 It’s time to go to sweep 

 

Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day? 

She was an alley cat. 

 

How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? 

Use the moooooote button. 

 

 

What did the mommy spider say to the Baby spider? 

You spend too much time on the web. 

 

Why did the baby strawberry cry?  

Because his mom was in a jam! 

 

What did the tree tell her son before a big game? 

I’m rooting for you. 

Share these with your mom this weekend or the mother in your life. Photo via Getty Images


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