Naked Florida Man Arrested For Defecating On Neighbor's Table

Florida man is at it again! On Friday afternoon, a Clearwater man was arrested after going #2 right on his neighbor's porch. According to Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, the 64-year-old man walked up to his neighbor's porch completely naked just after 4:40 PM on Friday and defecated on a table that was on the patio.

Kenneth Clark Carlyle, 64, was in view of not one but two security cameras when he decided to do this.

Carlyle faces a charge of criminal mischief.


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