• A Clearwater man tried to evade police on a kayak. 
• A woman in Miami Springs tried to hide 4 stolen Rolex watches in her vaginal cavity.  
• A Florida driver found a boa constrictor in his car engine.  
• A woman in Boca Raton is accused of threatening mass shootings on multiple occasions, once over the death of a police dog and another time over deputies building a Santa's mailbox for children.